Field Guide to Chicks of the United States
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| Rating | : | 4.65 (944 Votes) |
| Asin | : | 0985847301 |
| Format Type | : | paperback |
| Number of Pages | : | 212 Pages |
| Publish Date | : | 2013-01-16 |
| Language | : | English |
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I laughed through the whole thing (and I'm a chick LOL)." - Judge, 2013 Global eBook Awards (Gold Medal, Humor)"Field Guide to Chicks of the United States by Joe Bovino is a hilarious look into the women of the USA. The book was hilarious. If you like people watching and commenting check this book out today. You and your friends will want to read this together for the most laughsFor those who don't find this hilarious feel free to seek your comedy somewhere else." - Tamazon, Night Owl Reviews (Top Pick)"The Field Guide to Chicks of the United States is a holy convergence of my two favorite literary genres: Self-Published Sexist Garbage Books Written by Stock Photos of Lawyers, and the Creepy
"Excellent book" according to xanthin d smith. Excellent book on understanding women.. "A GREAT read for BOTH men and women." according to Deadpool. Fantastic book. So many laughs. Very few books have such common ground between men and women to be true conversation starters.This book is certainly not just for men. The women (or as the Author likes to say "Chicks") will love it too.P.S. If used right this bo. Useless and unfunny Kindle Customer I hoped I'd find this done with tongue planted firmly in cheek, a bit of humor masquerading as a how-to guide. If that's the intent it is so dryly executed that the humor slips by without a sound; this is largely an exercise in stereotyping women based on geogr
It's the ultimate girl watching (or "chickspotting") companion for dating in the United States.With its user-friendly trait charts, promiscuity ratings, range maps, and detailed descriptions of distinctive physical characteristics,behavioral tendencies, chick magnets, mating habits, and more, this well-researched guide is all you need to successfully locate, identify,and date women from 90 American subcultures (or "species"), including the following:SILI-CLONE (Orange County, CA): Cross between Malibu Barbie and Jenna Jameson.49ER (San Francisco, CA): The 49er (a "4" who thinks she's a "9"), also known as the Mission Hipster chick, combines styles in search of a uniquely hip, bohemian or artsy look.COONASS (Cajun): Fearless, outdoorsy tomboy who can gut a fish with her bare hands.BUMBSHELL (Brazilian American): Ask this happy-go-lucky chick about her best feature and chances are she'll turn around and show you her big, cheeky bum bum.BOUGIE (African-American, Professional): Fully qualifi